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this is my blog just a mixture of everything that makes tumblr humor, feminist shit, hot guys,and anything else you can think of but no porn. so yeah don't be a stranger hit my inbox

veganshithead:

I hate losing marker caps because with every second of searching you can feel their life force being sucked away, and I can’t handle that kind of pressure.


ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD


katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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littlegracenote:

mellomeghan:

so i drew this thing i saw on tumblr ✏️

LOOK AT THIS AND GIVE IT NOTES BECAUSE MEGHAN IS TALENTED A F 

littlegracenote:

mellomeghan:

so i drew this thing i saw on tumblr ✏️

LOOK AT THIS AND GIVE IT NOTES BECAUSE MEGHAN IS TALENTED A F 


girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

vvhaleshark:

why’d you only call me when you’re high


petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*


lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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